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The Do & Don’t of Booty
Posted by Chief D. Rockin
Here at SLFP we see a lotta booty! More then anyone should be exposed to. We feel its time we gave you some clear and concise guidelines to follow when attempting to acquire a healthy badunk-a-dunk.
- Always wash your hands towel dry completely before editing your appearance. The slightest amount of residue can reek havoc on those sliders!
- Take it slow and steady. Beware of the danger zone (Hip = 75 & 100. Butt = 50 - 100).
- Keep realistic proportions - If your ass is a 25, then your hips should not be 75 with a 10 waist!
- Still think you can pull off the extreme? We wish you luck and recommend you only wear solid print bottoms and ditch the cheer shorts! You might as well just hitch a wide load sign to your ass.
- If your having trouble getting into those booty shorts, don’t reach for the body oil…buy some new shorts…in your size! Body oil might make you feel slippery & sexy, but it also amplifies ALL your impurities.
We hope these tips help you understand the difference between Boo-yah! and Booty gone bad.
Before I sign off I would like to recognize one of the most famous and adored resident rumps:
CodeBastard Redgrave, creator of the Boudoir Rouge - “An ode to all the beautiful, brilliant, sexy, geeky ladies of the metaverse”
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read comments (0)Announcement! SLFP Deputized by LL
Posted by Chief D. Rockin
You may have head the rumors floating around the blogosphere. Kanomi Pikajuna leaked the news earlier this week stating:
“As part of a new community outreach program, Linden Lab has granted special administrative powers to members of the Second Life Fashion Police, in effect ‘deputizing’ the staff of the popular fashion crimes blog.”
Read the full article [here]
With these powers comes great responsibility! To help alleviate the additional workload we’d like to welcome our newest recruit to the team - Hope Clary! Hope has been in training for this position for a little over a year now. We believe she will make an excellent addition to the team with her “strong personality” and sensible style.
Please give her a warm welcome!
Additionally, we are in desperate need of new uniforms! Something we were not able to negotiate in our contract. Please contact us at SLFashionPolice (at) Gmail (dot) com if you are a designer or know of one who might be interested in taking on this task! Please bear in mind our high standards and assorted body shapes.
Now you may return to your regurlarly scheduled down time. 
~Chief D. Rockin
The Most Scary Bazoombas Ever
Posted by Sergeant P. Chapman
There I am, minding my own business while putting in some hours at work, when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye, I see the two scariest sights heading my way:
Now, it may look like she’s typing, but nope - that was the default pose she went into when she stopped walking. I only wish they moved like Miss Diva’s did, cuz those babies are hypnotizing!